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Nfl Demotivational Poster


TAGS: nfl refs
Rating: 4.45/5

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Pinakolata - September 26, 2012, 6:23 pm
Two Men, One Call

SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.

TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?

RAIDERS FANS - You thought "speed-walking" in the Olympics was retarded... until the Football season started again.

TAGS: nfl
Rating: 2.63/5

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Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 2:49 pm
Where being a fan with an "Attempted Murder" rap, elevates you amongst the other criminals wearing silver and black in the stands. Where contracts are written on etch-a-sketchs. Where the have some h** friggin' cheerleaders (even i can't bad mouth them).
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 2:46 pm
Oakland Raider fans... Where the phrase "Wait 'til next year!" is uttered earlier than anywhere else. Where the head coach's office has a revolving door, and no lock. Where "Parole day" means a sellout. Where stands hold more trash than a landfill.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 9:58 pm
Are Bull****.


TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?

TAGS: brady bieber rugby football nfl
Rating: 3.57/5

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MashiMashi - May 16, 2012, 5:51 am
I know but it wasn't around then...
caveman - May 16, 2012, 1:46 am
Hey, this one and a couple others of yours would do good on sporting breakdown


TAGS: nfl rugby
Rating: 3.94/5

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MashiMashi - November 21, 2012, 11:10 pm
The last RUGBY game i saw the FIJIIANS were kicking Englands Arse up and down the field, and England was twice the size of them.
Mahomygod - March 2, 2011, 9:13 am
I'd like to say England.. but I can see the All Blacks taking it from us..
maddness17 - March 2, 2011, 5:27 am
England for the win
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:21 am
ALL BLACKS - watch out - "hier kom die Bokke"
CaptainBaked - March 2, 2011, 3:37 am
Yes NZ are favourites... I think the boks are gonna take this one though :)
Kohnel - March 2, 2011, 1:57 am
A true mans game Rugby. World cup this year Go the All Blacks
daimuldoon - March 1, 2011, 10:17 pm
very nice.


TAGS: assassin s creed madden nfl funny
Rating: 4.59/5

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Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Right on man lol
Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Thanks man ^_^
themaddportagee - December 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
As an Oakland native, I HAVE to say I love thi$!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 13, 2011, 5:42 pm
That's pretty funny, dude!
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 8:04 pm
Darn lol Thanks for the heads up and the rating :D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:07 pm

normally on this site dude, gamer posters do not do well. enough people have played a**assins creed....i guess. i actually did lol. n1...you got a 5L from me.
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 5:59 pm
It's good you're a gamer, that means you should get it. Why say "[you] love [it] BUT [you're] a gamer"? that doesn't make any sense lol
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 1:25 pm

lolz...love this BUT i am a gamer.


A Woman Scorn -

TAGS: arvoir relationships buggin done inflexible
Rating: 3.73/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:06 am
Weather the toilet seat is left up or down is a stupid thing to fight about. So since women are irrational men just put the seat down.

IRONY - When a people who survived genocide use it as an excuse to commit genocide

TAGS: far left un report on gaza conflict israel palestine
Rating: 2.4/5

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freerealitycheck - November 26, 2012, 7:45 am
arisboch - February 4, 2012, 5:28 pm
If they cry about nothing, Israel should give them something to cry about.
rerun - May 8, 2010, 10:29 pm

this image will soon be moved to politifake.org. I think it would be best to let the converation about it die until the migration is done.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:22 pm
They're burning books too down at the Google library
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 8, 2010, 10:21 pm
Maybe the PTA is moderating tonight! lol
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
since when are statues of n**** humans NSFW
rerun - May 8, 2010, 9:32 pm

mongo, dear mongo, see you in a week
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Yes, just like the Germans were just protecting the Master Race...
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
Go f yourself Kspace...the Jews are just protecting themselves from the garbage that surrounds thems...you p****.
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:01 pm
@ rerun is it possible to move this one to politifakes? I had created this one before that site was established...
rerun - May 8, 2010, 4:59 pm

lex, take it somewhere else. This is not the place for your type of comments
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 3:34 pm
Oh ****...not this again...
lexmlo - May 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
Long live Palestine down with occupation,apartheid and state terror.
Mongo - September 18, 2009, 12:51 pm
"Palestinian Democracy"....LOL, go back to your mud hut caveman, and thank the Jews for not wiping you off the face of the earth.
Kspace - September 18, 2009, 12:45 pm
Where is the shame of the zionists who build homes in occupied land and claim to want peace?
anonopoly - September 16, 2009, 3:17 pm
"Omar". How very surprising. I can't believe that after the Holocaust someone would be able to make a comparison like this. Have you no shame?
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 1:26 am
Thank you WTFO An other fun fact. Hamas is executing members of Fatah for being members of Fatah. Love that Palestinian Democracy!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:04 am
Good point KDP3.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 12:56 am
Fun facts time. Arabs killed more Palestinians then Israel.
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 12:45 am
Winnipeg is never worth it....
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:42 am
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:39 am
an open invitation, come to winnipeg and i'll mix up a big batch!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:35 am
Are you saying that I'll pass out first? That's a challenge I'd like to put to the test one day.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:32 am
har har! I'll meet you when i'm passed out on the floor from it!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:26 am
Absolutely not, Mr C. It's aimed at the hater who created this ignorant poster. I'd never turn on a fellow moose milk drinker.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:11 am
quick question, was the genocide definition comment aimed at me?
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:09 am
Kspace, quit saying you're Canadian!!!! you're embarrasing the rest of us!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, I forgot that you don't even know what the definition of genocide is. Get a dictionary.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:07 am
I never said you weren't free to state your opinions. Just like I'm free to point out that you are a racist low-life that sides with terrorists versus a nation that just wants the right to exist. I've seen some of your other opinions-not impressed.
Kspace - September 16, 2009, 12:04 am
Whether you agree or not, I am free to speak my opinion regardless of who it offends. I am Canadian and I am free to say pretty much whatever I want, no matter who is takes umbrage. Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others-G Marx
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:28 pm
i gota say, fighting and hiding amongs civilians is aboot as low as you can go, and by no means do i expect isreal to sit around while being sh** at. but the answer is not to drop bombs in the middle of a city
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:24 pm
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:23 pm
You are again a complete idiot Kspace as is anyone who agrees with this BS poster. Your racism is showing clearly now. Israel has the might to wipe out Palestine, Syria and Iran but they don't.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:22 pm
and now with many documented reports of inocent civilians being killed of a specific culture, that pretty much covers a genocide. just on a much smaller case than sat ww2, or darfur
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:19 pm
correct me if im wrong here, but isnt isreal full of jews? and didn't the jews have the whole holocaust thing forces on them?
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
pick up an AK-47 and put on a turban and go join them. Otherwise, stop complaining and making inane comments about something of which apparently you have no knowledge whatsoever.
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:50 pm
Give one example of genocide that Israel is committing, and don't even think about saying the Palestinians, because I don't see them storming the Gaza strip and killing everyone they see. If you're so b*** hurt over Palestine,
ILB - September 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
True Dat!

............ - Words cannot define this nutshell of a fail.

TAGS: nfl
Rating: 3.67/5

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TAGS: hubris sun sunflower world
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2010, 7:26 pm
Thanks guys.
Haarakkon - July 20, 2010, 3:44 pm
Just right.
Sean - July 20, 2010, 2:37 pm
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:54 am
Bartimaeus - July 20, 2010, 3:31 am
Beautifully done, and rightfully so. For you. good sir, I give a 5L. Use it wisely, as it is not easily traded for drugs.
crankyhead - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am
I can't find the words to express how good this one is.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 11:53 pm



HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE - Atlanta Falcons Can't Swim!

J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!


TAGS: panflute fail
Rating: 2.96/5

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Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:25 am
Well put jade ... and I promise, I'll only try to make humorous posters from now on. Nothing serious like this one anymore.
jade_spider - November 23, 2009, 1:51 am
And of course.... pandas are the ONLY vegetarian animals in the world, right? So we can judge survivability on this one species? *headdesk*
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 3:57 pm
5 endangered lions!


TAGS: armed conflict calendar sh** grandma
Rating: 4.74/5

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Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:54 pm
what he said
yaezille - August 18, 2011, 11:32 am


YEAH... - You wish, buddy.

CORNFLOWER BLUE - Means it's Tuesday

TAGS: cornflower blue tuesday fight club
Rating: 2.07/5

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yon - October 9, 2008, 12:09 am
now thats demotivational

Conflicted -

TAGS: conflicted racist undead dating species
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:29 am
Fabulous a 5er
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 12:11 pm
HA! I'm innocent...ish. It's international space, meaning no rules. (Clever run of posters Ism. Very funny 5tuff.)
Reality Lord - July 1, 2013, 7:51 am

we have begun a "free the rerun" campaign....all donations accepted.



TAGS: colts peyton manning indianapolis indiana funny motivational posters football nfl
Rating: 3.32/5

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calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
Never heard of him charging for a autograph. I have a football autographed and he didn't charge me.


TAGS: timmy s girlfriend is inflatable
Rating: 3.71/5

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MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:34 pm
Lift your game Mo.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:04 am
Pot .. Calling .. Kettel Black. Just a few words that come to mind.

DICK CHENEY'S NEW BOOK - How To Shoot Friends And Influence People


TAGS: sunflower
Rating: 3.24/5

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Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:41 am
Another true demotivator. 5/5.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 2:14 pm
Thanks, Marduke. Every now and then I seem to luck out. I am perplexed by the litterbox concept, though. Is it like a back yard?
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 1:50 pm
Haar, this one is a keeper. I have been demotivated and now I go back to work to be demoralized. Keep up the good work
Sean - May 13, 2009, 12:05 pm
No one can be accused of trying to imitate me as I'm trying to imitate despair.com -- most of the time, though sometimes I change up the format a little. As for this "toilet" thingy to which refer ... is it anything like a litterbox?
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:03 am
I concur. Sean's a cat person, though, and therefore a bit more fastidious in his approach. I, being a dog person, slobber everywhere and only on rare occasion manage to hit the toilet bowl while urinating.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 11:42 pm
Sean just strikes gold 90% of the time he swings his pick... or whatever Canadians use to mine for gold. The index finger?
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 11:40 pm
Not calling you a copycat by far. I'm merely drawing a parallel in quality. I enjoy the posters that I couldn't ever conceive myself. Alas, Guinness spurs my wit as much as it hinders.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 11:34 pm
Agd, I'm actually honored. They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as well, so I believe it's only a tribute to Sean if there occasionally seems to be any similarity.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 10:12 pm
Sparks ... what the orphanage cat caused ... but I won't say how.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:00 pm
Now that I read my comment, it barely sounds like a compliment. Haar, keep it up. You've sparks of greatness.... something Sean just takes for granted.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 9:59 pm
True. Channeling frustrations, Sean? Haar is certainly of a level to be considered a Sean-esque prodigy.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 8:58 pm
A true demot, and therefore doomed to subpar ratings due to it's oddity.


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy ****!

A CHRISTMAS RIDDLE - What does a huge inflatable Santa, the Hulk, a skeletal Homer and Elmo have in common?

TAGS: christmas riddle inflatable santa hulk homer elmo
Rating: 2.73/5

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xxCrimsonVoidxx - December 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
The hulk is about to jump down and wreck them all?
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 12:20 pm
They were all on the Guest List at the last State Dinner, but didn't get in?
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2009, 12:02 pm
they're all in my neighbors front yard? 5 Clark Griswolds

TRAGEDY - 15 minutes of this Dog Hater's life being more important than soldiers in Iraq.


The 25yr Rebuilding Plan -

State Of Emergency -

TAGS: peace war military conflict emergency
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 12:42 am
A period of cheating between actual conflicts.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR FLUFFY, - Fido needed some alone time. He had tied the end of the string to gas prices. Who said flying isn't cheap?

JERRY RICE - He's in the NFL Hall of Fame & you are not. He just wanted to make sure everyone's clear on that.


TAGS: conflick top gun
Rating: 3.45/5

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union - May 15, 2010, 5:36 pm
Not after a tough tooth-click.
Jmac0585 - December 22, 2009, 1:34 pm
"My daddy would kill your daddy" - Orenthal's kids
Culos - March 1, 2009, 4:58 pm
So tell us Ron; "Who's your daddy???"

Conflict -

TAGS: conflict sandwich johnny
Rating: 3.37/5

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Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 3:50 am
Energy pretty much said it all. 5 lions
energy - November 19, 2008, 5:54 pm
hate mouthy b****es that don't take it in the b***. 5 lions.
uh huh - November 19, 2008, 4:03 pm
cuz that's how your mom does it right creatof***?
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:05 pm
Ugh.. Hate the ***ist posters.. 1 lion. -.-


FASHION SENSE - The Seahawks don't have it

MADDEN VIDEOGAME SERIES - You won't know football but you'll think you do!

TAGS: madden nfl football
Rating: 2.36/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 11:16 am
should I* d***, I'm tired.
CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 11:14 am
hmm, is it me, or should not have put an apostrophe in there?


20,000 - The number of genes in a human cell Flu virus has less than 10

Cereal killer -

ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.

Poor Tony Romo -

NHL INSTANT REPLAY REVIEW - One league, one centralised location!! NFL you taking notes?

QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...

TAGS: pope football nfl quarterback fail owned
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
I can't BELIEVE the Cardinals traded him.

PEYTON MANNING - Meet the first Player, to die on the field during an NFL game. And every Team Owner and Line backer knows it.

Beauty -

NFL Owner Agrees to Change Team Name -

The Cheering Section -

Prioritize This -


TAGS: business model conflict resolutionj
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:29 am
Well, you can only beat on sumpm so long....then you just wanna find a way to make it all go the phukk away. I-I-I-I HATE MEEEETINGS!!!
lgvernon - October 1, 2014, 11:56 pm

Thank you, sir.
Greybeard - October 1, 2014, 11:46 pm
So 5L true...

I love my momma very much! -

TAGS: nfl panthers kuechly carolina luke
Rating: 5/5

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ItsL8 - January 4, 2014, 5:45 pm
Thank you.
MissPriss - January 4, 2014, 4:51 pm
You should drop your posters over at Sportingbreakdown too!

signs of the times -

TAGS: inflation finding money can t spend
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - September 20, 2013, 2:19 pm
Too true...too 5L frickin' true.

Most influential woman, 20th century -

TAGS: leni women influence will triumph
Rating: 4.6/5

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RetiredUSNChief - July 6, 2013, 11:50 pm
Meh...evidently not. Of course, I'm of a pretty low opinion anyway concerning most film directors and the hype they receive.

Conflict -

"Like That" -


TAGS: rex ryan nfl constipated funny
Rating: 4.33/5

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falloutghoul - October 17, 2013, 7:33 am
The usual side effect from playing against the Green Bay Packers.


TAGS: purse theft conflict
Rating: 4.19/5

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MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:36 am
snap jews seem to be the new fascists ha fking irony
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 5:53 am
The Melon Market was thataway
steph1 - May 16, 2011, 4:27 am
greeny, why were you just casually strolling in the background?
Greeny - May 15, 2011, 11:38 pm


TAGS: inflation old man
Rating: 4.14/5

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steph1 - June 15, 2011, 2:22 pm
hmmm...sounds very familiar (#133785)


TAGS: sherman nfl ncaa football cornerback
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 10:32 pm
I meant to ADD "No it's not MANDATORY" that at least 6 guys on the team have them.

. -


TAGS: fall and winter nfl teams
Rating: 3.84/5

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HtD - December 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
Amen brother.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 1:52 am
And not even the GREAT original helmets!
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 1:51 am
This is a shrine.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 1:50 am
Blasphemy!!! Have some respect for us old guys!!!!
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 1:49 am
Wow, i forgot about the old chargers helmet, that thing is ugly.

MOTISEEDLINGS - Ripe and ready to be roasted and eaten by all

TAGS: sunflower seeds
Rating: 3.82/5

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ICEMAN - April 18, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the sentiment. It makes me all warm & fuzzy inside. 5L
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:50 pm
thank you sir
Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 10:40 pm

well done dude...very! 5L roasted alive
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:22 pm
Thanks. I have been getting, forgive the pun, heaps of advice along the way. And I am seeing it in the votes.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:16 pm
After checking out your posters all I will say is your best rated are best for a reason. Simple and straight forward seems to be the best way to go as a new member. That's just my opinion for what it's worth.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:11 pm
You caught me on the right day, otherwise that would have been a very poor suggestion that you just made! You happen to be the first noob I have encountered under my latest of "new leaves". I may offer advice, but the threat of death is off the table.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:07 pm
nice! Anyways, feel free to check out my other noob stuff, and give me praise or death as you see fit.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:50 pm
No I call "it" a "donkey punch". (don't google that Claire)
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 9:37 pm
so thats what you call it?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Slap in the head with a soggy moccasin?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 9:23 pm
Mrs. Scarlet in the dining room with the poison?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 9:21 pm
I prefer Mrs Pea**** in the kitchen with a rope....
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:15 pm
Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 9:13 pm
Old Man Jenkins from the boat shop? Officer Jones from the museum?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
Micheal Richards dead in the East river?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:00 pm
Micheal Richards live in Harlem?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:54 pm
I think he may have before snl. Most of them did. but regardless, he is the most unfunny comedian I know.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:50 pm
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:49 pm
I don't even know who these people are. o_O Accept Mencia. I really hate that guy.
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:45 pm
He does stand-up?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:41 pm
nope, much worse..... Jimmy Fallon
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:39 pm
Greg Proops? UGH! We may have hit bottom.
rerun - August 30, 2010, 8:37 pm

Sam Kinneson
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Greg Proops?
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:31 pm
rerun - August 30, 2010, 8:15 pm

Carlos Mencina?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:14 pm
(I hate both George Lopez and Dane Cook.) I like a clever pun, OK?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 8:13 pm
(And George Lopez.)
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wont hold it against her. Especially since she voted. (score not a factor)
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:09 pm
(She also likes Dane Cook)
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:49 pm
I like your sense of humor. Keep up the good work.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 7:41 pm
Thanks! So far most of mine are borderline fails.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:29 pm
Good one! 5L from me, sir.

AGDANIELE - His Influence Runs Deep And Crosses All Lines

TAGS: agdaniele influences all he sees
Rating: 3.79/5

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rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:15 pm

h***er Red or Great Aunt Naiomi Red?
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 8:08 pm
Painted red.
rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:08 pm

I think it is the "nails" on the little feet
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 8:06 pm
Even if I tell you they're not "toothy"?
rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:00 pm

that sounds kinda painful...and not in the good, tingle all over way
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 7:52 pm
They store nuts.
rerun - June 13, 2010, 7:47 pm

squirrels are for people whom are no longer happy with a gerbil.
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
It should be glad it wasn't born a gerbil.
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
Hey.... if what I do to a squirrel can drive it to drink, at least it'll drink Guinness.

THE BIGGS - Welcome to it ROOKIE! N.F.L. Not For Long

BOUNTY-GATE - Here's your "ASTERISK" on that "SUPER-BOWL" win boyz! Good Job boys, you've earned it.


TAGS: brett favre retire nfl legend joke epic failure
Rating: 2.77/5

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Current Resident - September 3, 2009, 10:19 am
That's no joke. Brett Farve Two-year contract worth $25 million. That's $25 million bucks there boys and girls.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:33 am
He's not what he once was. Yet.. he's still better than most of the quarterbacks in the NFL today.


TAGS: nfl 1970 1980 oilers campbell
Rating: 2.75/5

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MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:57 pm
Back when it sucked to be a linebacker and 34 wasn't reserved for cornerbacks.


INFLAMMATORY - adj. Arousing passion or strong emotion, especially anger, or belligerence



TAGS: nfl celebrities 49ers egotism michael crabtree
Rating: 2.36/5

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Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:44 pm
God, I know that misery. A TON of my posters have the worst typos. You should see the one I did for "Voices in my head" day.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 9:42 pm
I've come pretty close to doing something like that myself from time to time, but I much prefer to simply misspell words instead.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:22 pm
It's nice to meet another MS paint user. Anyway, after you drag your text into place, fill in the empty spot with black. Still a good poster. 4/5

NFL - NOW FAVORING LIBERALS - Another great American institution flushes its entire credibility down the toilet for political correctness.

TAGS: rush limbaugh st louis rams liberals obama football nfl
Rating: 2.32/5

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MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 12:40 pm
And just remember, you can try and use the misuse of those made up quotes to hide all your other actual racist quotes!
Anonymous2 - October 19, 2009, 12:33 pm
Don't forget, made up quotes can and will be used against you, especially if you voice an opinion about an overrated black QB.
yeodawg@hotmal.com - October 19, 2009, 10:57 am
Read the contract, if you're an NFL owner you loose your free speech. You can't say anything discourging about anybody or anything. Only the coache and players can!!

DR. HOUSE - Turning Doctors Into Superbowl Champions

TAGS: house football nfl foreman tomlin
Rating: 2.22/5

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Spangle - October 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Comments fail
Atmanix - October 20, 2009, 2:05 pm
It should also be noted this isn't House...
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 3:47 pm
Look-a-like FAIL.


TAGS: swine influenza living learning
Rating: 2.06/5

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WTFO - May 2, 2009, 1:29 am
That little ankle-bitter is the source of the swine flu!


TAGS: house nfl football tomlin epps
Rating: 2/5

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Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 10:47 am
Oh god no.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING... - The answer is YES. He SHOULD be wearing a bra.

TAGS: nfl fil owned dork loser denver broncos fan
Rating: 1.88/5

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Airman - October 2, 2009, 4:36 pm
that's the barrel man.. a fixture at Mile Hi Stadium, but not at the new stadium.. he retired 2 years ago.. heart problems and age.

we got our seats for superbowl -

TAGS: nfl
Rating: 5/5

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Inflation infiltration -

Patriots -

TAGS: patriots football superbowl cheat nfl
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2015, 11:42 am
I don't have a dog in this fight, but I would think their Superbowl victory would negate the inflate-gate controversy, rendering it moot.

Knocked the F*&%$ Out! -

When the truth comes out -

Ouch! -